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Coward: One Who In A Perilous Emergency Thinks With His Legs.
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Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
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Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
Coward, n.: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
An optimist is one who thinks that Schrodinger's cat is half alive.
One of it's legs is both the same.
