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• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. "A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. ``A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
• Lovejoy: So Homer, pleas feel free to tell us anything.
  There's no judgment here. Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers....
• Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
  Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: Homer, don't interrupt....
• Rev. Lovejoy: Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God.
  He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi....
• Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
  Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions....
• Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [suspicious] Oh, really... Homer: Yeah....
• Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
  He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...