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• Man 1: All right! We're finally going to stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!
  Man 2: Oh, no! Our boat is sinking! Burns: It was I, you fools!...
• Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
  Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
  Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas"....
• Man 1: You have been safety inspector for two years.
  What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?...
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Burns: Hello, I'm Montgomery Burns. Homer: Aah! Bu
  Now then, I'm looking for a suitable young male heir to leave my fortune to when I pass away -- my vast, vast, _vast_ fortune....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...