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• Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
  Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....
• cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
  Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
• Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
  Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics....
• Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]
  My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
  And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....
• Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
  Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart!...
• Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
  How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....
• When Sideshow Bob is in jail, his prisoner number i
  24601. This is also Jean Valjean's number in Les Miserables Episode...