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• Homer: And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
  Episode: Homer the Heretic...
• Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
  Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed....
• Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• Could this be the best day of my life? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic
• One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
• I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic
• Moe is their leader. -- Homer's analysis of The Three Stooges, "Homer the Heretic
• Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, "Homer the Heretic