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• We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it!
  -- Mayor Quimby, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
  We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
• Homer: Are we gonna die, son? Bart: Yeah, but at least we're going to take a lot of innocent people.
  -- "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• TOXIC WASTE -- DO NOT EAT. Warning on Barrel Episode: 9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Smithers: Well, sir, where should we dump <this> batch [of nuclear waste]?
  Playground? Burns: No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion....
• Lanley: Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
  Man: I am. And she is. -- Why they're still writing for the Springfield Shopper, "Marge vs....
• Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
  The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....