Professor Frink Takes Over The Kindergarten Class, Drawing Equations And Free-body Diagrams On The Blackboard To Explain The Workings Of One Of Those Things That Kids Push Which Makes The Balls Pop.

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• Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles.
  [a girl raises her hand] [sighs] Yes, what is it?...
• Frink: N-hey, I doubt very highly that one elixir could boast so many fantastic properties.
  [drinks some; turns into a handsome man] [smooth voice] What say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wingding at the cyclotron, doctor?...
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
• Frink: As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field.
  The candy, known as 77X42 is -- hey! [looks in case] Where the hell's the candy?...
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• in the late '70s] [Frink stands in front of a huge mainframe] Frink
  Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive [to student] Don't touch it!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
  Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....