Professor Frink Takes Over The Kindergarten Class, Drawing Equations And Free-body Diagrams On The Blackboard To Explain The Workings Of One Of Those Things That Kids Push Which Makes The Balls Pop.

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Professor Frink takes over the kindergarten class, drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard to explain the workings of one of those things that kids push which makes the balls pop.
Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles.
[a girl raises her hand]
[sighs] Yes, what is it? What? What is it?
Girl: Can I play with it?
Frink: No, you can't play with it; you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do. [he chuckles as he plays with it]
Mocking pseudo-intellectual pretensions
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