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• Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?
  Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover: [walking in] Kno-ock!...
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!
  [Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode: 2F13, Bart vs. Australia...
• Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
  Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....
• Bart: Hello, Southern hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?
  Man 1: [sighs] Just a minute, I'll check. [walks into bathroom...
• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
• Evan Covoner, of the U.S. State Department: As I'm sure you remember, in the late 1980s the US experienced a short-lived infatuation with Australian culture.
  For some bizarre reason, the Aussies thought this would be a permanent thing....
• Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
  The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....
• Lisa: [walking in] Bart, you can't actually _call_ these places.
  Don't you know how expensive international calls are?...