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• Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.
• Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
• Hash may be expensive but you pay for powder through the nose.
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• Just go out for a breath of air, and you'll be ready for Medicare.
  The city streets are really quite a thrill, if the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his pay cheque because he got a cut in pay.
• Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
• Did you hear about the horny Eskimo who visited an Anchorage brothel and requested a nose job.