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• Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
  It's to be called Heirspray, of course....
• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker: WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU!
• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
• Did you hear that the pretty lab technicians in busy sperm banks are sometimes asked to lend a hand.
• Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!