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• Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a sex-change operation.
  As collateral, he offered to put up the family jewels....
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• Did you hear about the jet-setting fellatrice whose sex drive knows no climatic zones.
  She blows hot and cold....
• Hey! That was funny. Did you hear...
• Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
  She didn't know what was eating her....
• Did you hear about the ingenious doctor that prescribed sex for insomnia.
  His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had more fun staying awake....
• I am a perfectionist, you are picky, they are anal-retentive.
• You, sir, are a complete copulating anal orifice.
• Get out of Bumtown, you bum! -- A bum, "The Day the Violence Died