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• Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend because he couldn't remember where he had laid her.
• Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
• Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.
• Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
  She didn't know what was eating her....
• If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
  Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life....