Did You Hear About The Real Smart Girl Who Could Play Post-office All Night Without Getting Any Mail In Her Box.
Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play
post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
Did you hear about the beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment.
And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair....
Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling....
Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.