Did You Hear About The Poor Girl From Appalachia Who Travelled To The City And Made It Big In The Massage Parlor Field -- A Case Of Going From Rags To Rigids.

Did you hear about the poor girl from Appalachia who travelled
to the city and made it big in the massage parlor field -- a case of
going from rags to rigids.

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MASSAGE PARLOR GIRL -- a peter maid.
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Did You Hear About The Poor Girl From Appalachia Who Travelled To The City And Made It Big In The Massage Parlor Field -- A Case Of Going From Rags To Rigids.

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