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• Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
• Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
• Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
• Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping ethyl behind the station.
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
  He refers to it as his blew book....
• Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up weight-guessing stands in singles bars.
  It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan....
• Did you hear about the jet-setting fellatrice whose sex drive knows no climatic zones.
  She blows hot and cold....