Did You Hear About The Newfie Who Thought His Wife Would Look Good In Something Long And Flowing, So He Pushed Her Into The Mississippi River.

Did You Hear About The Newfie Who Thought His Wife Would Look Good In Something Long And Flowing, So He Pushed Her Into The Mississippi River.

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Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the
Mississippi River.

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