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• Sign spotted in a massage-parlor window: COME IN! WE KNEAD YOUR BUSINESS!
• MASSAGE PARLOR GIRL -- a peter maid.
• PUT DOWN ROOTS -- what masseuses do when the massage parlor's raided.
• How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
• Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for better jerking conditions.
• Drive carefully - we can wait!" -- Sign in the Funeral Parlo
• Isometric: sign in the window of a modern tailor.
• We are afraid of truth, afraid of fortune, afraid of death, and afraid of each other.
  Our age yields no great and perfect persons. We want men and women who shall renovate life and our social state but we see that most natures are insolvent, cannot satisfy their own wants, have an ambition out of all proportion to their practical force, and so do lean and beg day and night continually....
• In the process of getting our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds.
  Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred....