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• Sign in massage-parlor window: LET OUR STAFF SATISFY YOURS!
• Sign spotted in a massage-parlor window: COME IN! WE KNEAD YOUR BUSINESS!
• How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
• Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for better jerking conditions.
• What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?
• Mathematicians do it with prime roots.
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....