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• Sign in massage-parlor window: LET OUR STAFF SATISFY YOURS!
• MASSAGE PARLOR GIRL -- a peter maid.
• Drive carefully - we can wait!" -- Sign in the Funeral Parlo
• PUT DOWN ROOTS -- what masseuses do when the massage parlor's raided.
• I hate discount stores. They're all deceptive. The way they advertise is misleading.
  I spotted a sign, three o'clock in the morning. This is what the sign said...
• How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
• Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for better jerking conditions.
• Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS. YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED.
• Isometric: sign in the window of a modern tailor.