Related:

• Did you hear about the poor girl from Appalachia who travelled to the city and made it big in the massage parlor field -- a case of going from rags to rigids.
• PUT DOWN ROOTS -- what masseuses do when the massage parlor's raided.
• Sign in massage-parlor window: LET OUR STAFF SATISFY YOURS!
• Sign spotted in a massage-parlor window: COME IN! WE KNEAD YOUR BUSINESS!
• How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
• Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for better jerking conditions.
• A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope
  o an old maid, charity. -- V.P. Skippe...
• OLD MAID -- a girl of advanced years who has gone through life with no hits, no runs, and no errors.
• The medium is the massage. -- Crazy Nigel