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• Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
  It's to be called Heirspray, of course....
• Word has reached us about a new chain of funeral parlors that have crematoriums right on the premises.
  They're calling them WAKE & BAKE....
• SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS -- Merchant's semen.
• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
• Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker: WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU!
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• I think you should know I worry a lot. Like the Noble sperm bank.
  Something bothers me about the world's greatest geniuses sitting around reading pornography and jerking off....
• Roberto: Geez, I've seen lines move faster in a sperm bank.
• Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always. -- Albert Schweitze