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• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
• Did you hear about the rumor that Disneyland plans to promote a bumper sticker reading,DO A MOUSE A FAVOR
  EAT A PUSSY!...
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
  It's to be called Heirspray, of course....
• Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination purposes that is referred to as A STROKE OF GENIUS.
• Did you hear about the imaginative California nun who claimed that her pregnancy was San Andreas' fault.
• Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet. -- Bumper Sticke
• Bumper sticker on the stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS.