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  They've registered the trade name Wake & Bake....
• Word has reached us about an innovative sperm bank that is packaging its product in special aerosol containers labeled HEIR SPRAY.
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....
• Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
  It's called penis elbow....
• Martin Levine has passed away at the age of 75. Mr.
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• All is true given the right premises.
• Give the people a new word and they think they have a new fact.
  -- Willa Cather (1873-1947) U.S. noveli...
• You have not made the best impression when the funeral director invites you to come to a wake, so that the feeling of grief may be augmented.
• Cynicism among C.B. hookers has reached the point where one of them is reported to have said, "Never give a breaker an even suck!