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• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. -- Jane Wagne
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Tacoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.
  It's my civic duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
  -- Jane Wagne...
• All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagne