Did You Hear About The Girl Who Applied For A Job As A Night-deposit Box In A Sperm Bank.
Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a
night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling....
Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker: WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU!
Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
It's to be called Heirspray, of course....
Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
Did you hear about the girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip.
Did you hear about the horny Eskimo who visited an Anchorage brothel and requested a nose job.
Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?