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  ! Last year it was free! Woman at counter: Hmph, new ownership....
• An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves....
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  That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters....
• According to information recently reported in the Eliottown Gazette, the number of people who travel to Eliottown has increased significantly over the past several years.
  So far this year over 100,000 people have arrived on flights to Eliottown's airport, compared with only 80,000 last year and 40,000 the year before....
• Pedestrian: Someone who found a place to park...
• Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last.
  It was embarrassing. And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me....
• Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
  Woman: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ["Diz-Nee Historical Park...