Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last. It was embarrassing.
And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me.
He said, "Hey, Gerry, how does it feel to be last?" I said, "You want to
know?" So I dropped out.
-- Gerry Bednob
And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me.
He said, "Hey, Gerry, how does it feel to be last?" I said, "You want to
know?" So I dropped out.
-- Gerry Bednob
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