Skinner at the entrance to a historical park: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
Woman at counter: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ["Diz-Nee Historical Park; Sorry, but there's profit to be had."]
Episode: 2F19, The PTA Disbands
Woman at counter: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ["Diz-Nee Historical Park; Sorry, but there's profit to be had."]
Episode: 2F19, The PTA Disbands
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