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• Infachilles: Having one's heel rammed from behind by a baby stroller.
• NURSERY -- a place to park last year's fun until it grows up.
• Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last.
  It was embarrassing. And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me....
• A baby is lots more fun than differential equations.
• Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.
• Burns: Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up.
  They barely even won. Smithers: Their cheating was even more rampant than last year, sir....
• Law of Regressive Achievement: Last year's was always better.
• It's always sunny there this time of the year. -- Famous Last Word