Related:

• Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
• NURSERY -- a place to park last year's fun until it grows up.
• Look back at the last year. You've done well, haven't you?
  Celebrate by getting drunk and consummating your self-love....
• He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
• Meanwhile, back in the year ONE...
• Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.
• Come and receive baptism and absolution from civilized sins.
  You were but sprinkled last year. Come and be immersed! -- John Mui...
• Wake up all you citizens, hear your country's call, Not to arms and violence, But peace for one and all.
  Crush out hate and prejudice, fear and greed and sin, Help bring back her dignity, restore her faith again....