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• Beneath this stone a virgin lies, For her life held no terrors.
  A virgin born, a virgin died: No hits, no runs, no errors....
• What they say: What they mean: New Different colors from previous version.
  All New Not compatible with previous version. Exclusive Nobody else has documentation....
• A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope
  o an old maid, charity. -- V.P. Skippe...
• MASSAGE PARLOR GIRL -- a peter maid.
• Then here 's to the oak, the brave old oak, Who stands in his pride alone!
  And still flourish he a hale green tree When a hundred years are gone!...
• Cats sit in laps because it's warm there. They don't care if it's you or the radiator, so it certainly was a compliment when the owner said the cat liked me.
  Who had this cat met that it was comparing me to? The maid?...
• The ideal gift for the girl who has everything: Penicillin.
• For instance, several years ago we tracked down a twelve-year-old girl who was going to have an abortion so that we could talk her out of it.
  Talking a woman out of having an abortion is not news....