George was over in England at a tea party, and was offerred a
cup of tea by the English butler. The butler said "Here, we serve three
types of tea: ABC tea which is 90% body and 10% aroma; or NBC tea which
is 10% body and 90% aroma, or CBC tea which is 50% body and 50% aroma,
which is what most of the people go for". "Which would you like, sir?".
At this point George stood up and said "We got three kinds of tea in
Newfoundland too, by. There's your farT which is 90% aroma and 10%
body, there's your shiT which is about 10% aroma and 90% body, and then
there's your cunT which is about 50/50, and that's what most of the boys
go for".
cup of tea by the English butler. The butler said "Here, we serve three
types of tea: ABC tea which is 90% body and 10% aroma; or NBC tea which
is 10% body and 90% aroma, or CBC tea which is 50% body and 50% aroma,
which is what most of the people go for". "Which would you like, sir?".
At this point George stood up and said "We got three kinds of tea in
Newfoundland too, by. There's your farT which is 90% aroma and 10%
body, there's your shiT which is about 10% aroma and 90% body, and then
there's your cunT which is about 50/50, and that's what most of the boys
go for".
Related:
- Quote #296
[about the usenet as elephant horde metaphor]
It was Gene Spafford.
I have it (he posted it himself) as: In closing, I'd like to repost my 3 axioms of Usenet.... - Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea.
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!... - To see which way the tides are flowing, you have to feel the tea leaves.
-- New-age cliche hall of fame... - Channeling is when something invades your body and makes you talk funny and
say strange things.
..which is what happens to most people when they drink too much.... - ODD Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include
