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• Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
  Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them....
• Frenchman: Germans with good food. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz
• Vegetables are not food; vegetables are what food eats.
  Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good....
• Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview...
• Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...