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• Frenchman: Germans with good food. -- Fran Lebowitz
• BOTANY, n. The science of vegetables -- those that are not good to eat, as well as those that are.
  It deals largely with their flowers, which are commonly badly designed, inartistic in color, and ill- smelling....
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview...
• Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
• No one has skin that is exactly the same color as a Band-Aid.
• As you move, the light about you changes color abruptly.
• Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...