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• Vegetables are not food; vegetables are what food eats.
  Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good....
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• Despite the fact that meat is made from dead animals .
  .. almost all varieties of meat are good enough to be better than vegetables, except veal....
• Vegetables are murder.
• Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED!
• Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Red Vegetables: B. Troo
• Small Vegetables: Russell Sprou
• The following appeared in a memo written by the head of the Gorham School.
  "Our school cafeteria should make changes in the lunches that it serves in order to improve the health of our students....