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• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview...
• Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Frenchman: Germans with good food. -- Fran Lebowitz
• While it is undeniably true that people love a surprise
  it is equally true that they are seldom pleased to suddenly and without warning happen upon a series of prunes in what they took to be a normal loin of pork....
• Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Nothing succeeds like address. -- Fran Lebowitz