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• Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
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• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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• Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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• Nothing succeeds like address. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing. -- Fran Lebowitz