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• Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
  Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them....
• Despite the fact that meat is made from dead animals .
  .. almost all varieties of meat are good enough to be better than vegetables, except veal....
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• Vegetables are murder.
• Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED!
• Red Vegetables: B. Troo
• Small Vegetables: Russell Sprou
• Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
  In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup....
• Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...