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• Am I dying or is is this my birthday?
  --Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor, member of British parliament, 1879-1964...
• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Asto
• If you were my husband, I would feed you poison. If you were my wife, madam, I would take it!
  -- Lady Astor and William Churchill...
• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
  --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....
• I am no more humble than my talents require. -- Oscar Leva
• The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
  One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?...
• The only thing I like about rich people is their money. -- Lady Nancy Asto
• Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill
  Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober....