Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
-- His reply
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
-- His reply
Related:
- If you were my husband, I would feed you poison.
If you were my wife,
madam, I would take it! -- Lady Astor and William... - Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband,
I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill:... - After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy [Astor] .
shouted, "If I were your wife I would put poison in... - Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill:
"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall... - My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had
to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874... - LA: Winston your quite drunk!
WC: Madame your quite ugly.
In the morning I will be sober where as you will still... - Were 't the last drop in the well,
As I gasp'd upon the brink,
Ere my fainting spirit fell 'T is to thee that I... - Alcohol is good for you. My grandfather proved it irrevocably.
He drank two quarts of booze every mature day of his... - A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked,
"If I were to die, would you remarry?" After some...
From the same category:
- There is a right physical size for every idea.
--
Henry... - The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
Alan... - It is only a poor sort of happiness that could ever come by caring very
much about our own pleasures.
We can only have the highest happiness such as goes... - You begin to
outlive... - We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
Rufus T. Firefly, in "Duck...
