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• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Asto
• The only thing I like about rich people is their money. -- Lady Nancy Asto
• I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
  Lady Asto...
• One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
  -- Nancy Asto...
• Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
• The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. -- Nancy, Lady Asto
• If you were my husband, I would feed you poison. If you were my wife, madam, I would take it!
  -- Lady Astor and William Churchill...
• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
  --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....