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• Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
  Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients....
• Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time.
  Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called "Candy"....
• France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened.
  The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon....
• Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dame
  King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks....
• One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
  I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through college level....
• Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.
  At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair....
• An Aggie farmer was lifting his hogs, one by one, up to the branches of his apple trees to graze on the apples.
  A Texas student walked by and asked him, "Doesn't that take a lot of time?...
• WHY GOD WILL NEVER GET TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. Only published one book.
  2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. He did not publish it in referenced journals....
• During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.
  His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe....