- Be braver --
you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps... - Be careful when eating bananas.
Monsters might slip on the peels... - Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for... - Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest,
and took great delight in making fools of his opponents... - Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife,
Guinevere, into her chastity belt. Then he summoned... - Beifeld's Principle:
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when
he is already in the company of:
(1) a date (2) his... - Being ugly isn't
illegal. Yet... - Bend over and take it like
a man... - Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.
Time... - Better leave the dungeon,
otherwise you might get hurt badly...
