- Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the
national debt... - Blood flows down one leg and up the
other... - Blood is thicker than water,
and much tastier... - Blore's Razor:
Given a choice between two theories,
take the one which is funnier... - Boling's postulate:
If you're feeling good, don't worry.
You'll get over it... - Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because... - Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died... - Boob's Law:
You always find something in the last place you look... - Booze is the answer.
I don't remember the question... - Boren's Laws:
(1) When in charge, ponder.
(2) When in trouble,
delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble...
