- Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency
they're going to catch you in next.
Franklin P.... - Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Ogden... - Children seldom misquote you. In fact,
they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't... - Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
When things just can't possibly get any worse,
they will... - Christianity has not been tried and found wanting;
it has been found difficult and not tried.
G. K.... - Churchill's Commentary on Man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue... - Clark Kent is a
transvestite... - Coito
ergo sum... - College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in,
and nine months later you wish you'd never come... - Colorless green ideas sleep
furiously...
