- Consultants are mystical people who ask a company
for a number and then give it back to them... - Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person
who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired... - Cox's Philosophy:
Life's a bitch,
then you die... - Crime does not pay...as well as politics.
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A. E.... - Cunnilingus is next to
godliness... - Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you?
First you rape,
then you pillage!... - David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks
off in leather... - DeVries' Dilemma:
If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
the one you don't want hits the paper... - Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the... - Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a
wise guy...
