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• Bend over and take it like a man!
• Bend over hard and SWEAR!
• Bend over. I'll drive.
• Bend over, America, Clinton's in charge!
• I can take a noun and bend it. Gimme a noun!
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
• If all the ladies bend over, I would be very happy.