- Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Robin... - Anything free is worth what you pay
for it... - Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means
the price went up.
The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"... - Anything worth doing is worth
overdoing... - Anytime things appear to be going better,
you've overlooked something... - Apple owners do it
with mice... - Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Mickey... - Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist,
it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date... - Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to
measure progress.
Some cathedrals took a century to complete. Can you... - Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
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Paul...
