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• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W.C. Field
• Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never even had the decency to thank her.
  -- R.B. Gossling...
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
• Women drove me to drink, for which I'm eternally grateful!
• She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...