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• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W.C. Field
• A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her.
• I never drink unless I'm alone or with him.
• Women drove me to drink, for which I'm eternally grateful!
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
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• I can't drink a little, therefore I never touch it.
  Abstinance is as easy for me as tempreance would be difficult. Samuel Johnso...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
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• I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. Adm William Halsey